Quotes of Alan Coren

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A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

- Alan Coren

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“ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. ”

- Helen Keller

“ If you want a future that makes you happy, if you want a world that you’re excited about, get your ass out there and earn it. ”

- Tom Bilyeu

“ I don't dream at night, I dream at day, I dream all day; I'm dreaming for living. ”

- Steven Spielberg

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again. ”

- Rick Riordan

“ You see, when we set goals that feel safer and achievable, we are caving in to our own preconceived notions of what we are capable of. We’re not pushing past our comfort zone; we’re just settling for status quo. ”

- Ruth Soukup

“ The art of existence is to find a sensation of spiritual expansion that makes you larger than existence itself. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ Though lovers be lost love shall not. ”

- Dylan Thomas

“ May I share with you a formula that in my judgment will help you and help me to journey well through mortality... First, fill your mind with truth; second, fill your life with service; and third, fill your heart with love. ”

- Thomas S. Monson

“ Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ We will either find a way, or make one. ”

- Hannibal

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot

“ Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts. ”

- Richard Crawshaw

“ The one that’s different often has the odds stacked against them but usually ends up with the biggest rewards so it’s always worth it. ”

- TorronLee Dewar

“ Getting an idea should be like sitting down on a pin. It should make you jump up and do something. ”

- E. L. Simpson

“ I was blind and heart broken and didn't want to do anything and Gus burst into my room and shouted, "I have wonderful news!" And I was like, "I don't really want to hear wonderful news right now," and Gus said, "This is wonderful news you want to hear," and I asked him, "Fine, what is it?" and he said, "You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet! ”

- John Green

“ Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi

“ Love is like a gold mine, The deeper you dig in your heart, the more love you receive. ”

- Bzam

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson