Quotes of Ken Dodd

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If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute — I've got to have them.

- Ken Dodd

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“ Love overcomes bitterness, overpowers sorrow, overwhelms anger, and overthrows hatred. Medicine heals the body, faith heals the heart, wisdom heals the mind, and love heals the soul. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. O no, it is an everfixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken." (Sonnet 116) ”

- William Shakespeare

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ In meetings philosophy might work, on the field practicality works. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

- Sanober Khan

“ Yet there are moments when the walls of the mind grow thin; when nothing is unabsorbed, and I could fancy that we might blow so vast a bubble that the sun might set and rise in it and we might take the blue of midday and the black of midnight and be cast off and escape from here and now. ”

- Virginia Woolf

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ You have to be the bravest person in the world to go out every day, being yourself when no one likes who you are. ”

- Matthew

“ Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ”

- George Edward Woodberry

“ If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. ”

- William Arthur Ward

“ To being far away from everything and everyone Stefanie Sybens, Letters from the WhatWentBefore ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ”

- Sophocles

“ Meditation is a way for nourishing and blossoming the divinity within you. ”

- Amit Ray

“ It's all a conundrum, isn't it— forgetting the mixed tape in the car... feeling forgotten when... so many people are thinking of us? Drinking when we should be eating... sleeping when we should be making love... thanking God above when we don't have enough? Each day is a mad rush to something irrelevant. We measure our pricelessness by our successes, which... still equals money. Life goes by so quick when each day is a mad rush to slow motion. We eat fast food so that we can go to bed on time, but, trust me, everyone wakes up too late. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:12 NIV) ”

- Anonymous

“ Reading is life, Reading is knowledge, Reading Is Everything. ”

- Ezra Heft

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ You lose nothing when fighting for a cause ... In my mind the losers are those who don't have a cause they care about. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire