Quotes of Phyllis Diller

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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

- Phyllis Diller

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“ Remember, if you don’t do anything – if you don’t change the way your mind works and direct your subconscious mind to create the life you want – then everything stays the same, nothing changes. ”

- Steve Backley

“ So don't you worry your pretty little mind because people throw rocks at things that shine. [Ours] ”

- Taylor Swift

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Love all, trust a few. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I wonder if you have noticed a rather rummy thing about it viz. that it is everywhere. You can't get away from it. Love, I mean. Wherever you go, there it is, buzzing along in every class of life. Quite remarkable. ”

- P. G. Wodehouse

“ If music be the food of love, play on. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ We always see our worst selves. Our most vulnerable selves. We need someone else to get close enough to tell us we’re wrong. Someone we trust. ”

- David Levithan

“ The pillow looked astonished, wondering what ended the late night river that used to run through it, but only he knows that she is the reason ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Damn right you are. Tinley, you know I love you, and I want nothing but the best for you. But you are only as capable as you believe you are. I know you could do anything you want to in this world, but you have to want it and tell yourself you can actually do it. Stop second guessing yourself and let yourself live. Truly live. ”

- Alexandria Bishop

“ Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have. ”

- Franz Kafka

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius

“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Mysteries of attraction could not always be explained through logic. Sometimes the fractures in two separate souls became the very hinges that held them together. ”

- Lisa Kleypas

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ”

- George Edward Woodberry

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ Finding the lesson behind every adversity will be the one important thing that helps get you through it. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ Time is persistent, and we need to make the best of it. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ When things do not go your way, remember that every challenge — every adversity — contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth. ”

- Roy T. Bennett