Quotes of Homer Simpson

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Roads are just a suggestion, like pants.

- Homer Simpson

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“ Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ Either you run the day, or the day runs you. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ A dream comes true through repeated actions. ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ The sun shall always rise upon a new day and there shall always be a rose garden within me. Yes, there is a part of me that is broken, but my broken soil gives way to my wild roses. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ One day she will be mine. I am telling you. I need to have her, and she needs me. She just doesn’t know it yet. There is no one in the world that could love her the way I could. ”

- Nico J. Genes

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to help you grow. ”

- Unknown

“ Anything I ever did for a person was out of love, nobody can ever finesse me. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Though lovers be lost love shall not. ”

- Dylan Thomas

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you. ”

- Plato

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. ”

- Napoleon Hill

“ Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ Love is an endless mystery, because there is no reasonable cause that could explain it. ”

- Rabindranath Tagore

“ The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. ”

- Socrates

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ If you fuel your journey on the opinions of others, you are going to run out of gas. ”

- Steve Maraboli