Quotes of Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds; you do the dishes. And six months later you have to start all over again.

- Joan Rivers

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“ When you know my love, my love will warm you. ”

- Ruby Dee

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ I don't dream at night, I dream at day, I dream all day; I'm dreaming for living. ”

- Steven Spielberg

“ Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made. ”

- Tyler Kent White

“ If music be the food of love, play on. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ When love comes like that, all you can do is surrender, to lay down your arms and submit to the will of those who would love you. For in denying it, you face only regret. ”

- Michael Kilman

“ The way you handle fear determines the results you have in life. If you are equipped with knowledge, you can overcome fear ”

- H. J. Chammas

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ You can't stop dreaming just because the night never seems to end. ”

- Curtis Tyrone Jones

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Art is in the act, not the product. Products simply provide a means to continue the process, a loan of sorts from the buyer. Now the Art is in the hands of the buyer who transforms a simple act as a gift of time to the artist. I for one can not say which is more beautiful. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:12 NIV) ”

- Anonymous

“ To pay gratitude, sign of generosity. ”

- Shekhar Srivastava

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you. ”

- Plato

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. ”

- Earl Nightingale

“ Accepting personal responsibility for your life frees you from outside influences – increases your selfesteem – boosts confidence in your ability to decisions – and ultimately leads to achieve success in life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett