Quotes of Jon Stewart

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- Jon Stewart

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“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome

“ Love is blind, they say–but isn’t it more that love makes us see too much? Isn’t it more that love floods our brain with sights and sounds, so that everything looks bigger, brighter, more lovely than ever before? ”

- Susan Fletcher Eve Green

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Perfect love casts out fear. Where there is love there are no demands, no expectations, no dependency. I do not demand that you make me happy; my happiness does not lie in you. If you were to leave me, I will not feel sorry for myself; I enjoy your company immensely, but I do not cling. ”

- Anthony de Mello

“ Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have. ”

- Franz Kafka

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. ”

- Erica Jong

“ This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. ”

- St. Augustine

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ A dream comes true through repeated actions. ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through selfgratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Every man is a boyfriend. But some people do not have the ability to become husbands. ”

- Sajal Ahmed

“ I felt overwhelmed. I didn’t expect a first kiss to be so…life altering. In a few brief moments, the rule book of my universe had been rewritten. Suddenly I was a brand new person. I was as fragile as a newborn, but instead of the doctor placing me in my mother’s arms, he’d put me in Ren’s. What would Ren do with me? Would he draw me near, soothe me, and teach me about this new world or would he reject me and tell the doctor there must be some mistake. There was no way to know. What a breakable and delicate thing a heart was, no wonder I’d kept mine locked away. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Friendship not defined by words Friendship only defined by action ”

- Arshdeep Singh Samrala

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again. ”

- Rick Riordan

“ Morning is when the wick is lit. A flame ignited, the day delighted with heat and light, we start the fight for something more than before. ”

- Jeb Dickerson

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ You left the same way you: with 6 duffle bags and your heart intact. ”

- Gandhi

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ Keep in mind that three months worth of sowing equals three months of reaping at harvest, Remember not to stop sowing your fields in all ways in life after the first three months as its easy to feel good and live off of the fields already sowed but like a meat grinder the stock will eventually run out ”

- James D Wilson

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson

“ I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. ”

- William Arthur Ward