Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ All for one and one for all. ”

- Alexandre Dumas

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. ”

- Confucius

“ If I envision a just, fair future, I must behave justly and fairly today. ”

- Elena Aguilar

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ Love brings to light a lover's noble and hidden qualitieshis rare and exceptional traits: it is thus liable to be deceptive of his normal qualities. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ I believe in love the verb, not the noun. ”

- Greg Behrendt

“ If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ”

- Tallulah Bankhead

“ I wonder if you have noticed a rather rummy thing about it viz. that it is everywhere. You can't get away from it. Love, I mean. Wherever you go, there it is, buzzing along in every class of life. Quite remarkable. ”

- P. G. Wodehouse

“ Stay strong, stay positive, and never give up. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson

“ Legacy is greater than currency ”

- Gary Vaynerchuk

“ Art is in the act, not the product. Products simply provide a means to continue the process, a loan of sorts from the buyer. Now the Art is in the hands of the buyer who transforms a simple act as a gift of time to the artist. I for one can not say which is more beautiful. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ We should have more reasons to smile than to cry. You will be surprised, even the saddest things could result in something to smile about. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ The only time we can effect an action is now. So learn from the past, have a vision for your future but act NOW. Today will soon be your past so don’t miss your present. ? ”

- Andrea McGibbon

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ It is easier to believe a lie than to claim parts of you that have been scattered and buried. Your willingness to search for what's been lost merely points to how immensely powerful you are. ”

- Kirstyn Lazur

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who plucked the feathers off his wings and built a nest for it. ”

- Kamand Kojouri