Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ If you have kindness in your heart, you offer acts of kindness to touch the hearts of others wherever you go—whether they are random or planned. Kindness becomes a way of life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ Don't be pushed by your problems;be led by your dreams. Believe in you. ”

- Vasso Charalambous

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ She was rain to a parched desert She was color to a gray sky She was the beautiful butterfly you longed to possess But I let her fly For fear of breaking her wings! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ We need hearts with restored empathy And homes with restored hope ”

- Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

“ I think romantic love evolved to enable you to focus your mating energy on just one individual at a time, thereby conserving mating time and energy. ”

- Helen Fisher

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ I will be generous with my love today. I will sprinkle compliments and uplifting words everywhere I go. I will do this knowing that my words are like seeds and when they fall on fertile soil, a reflection of those seeds will grow into something greater. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ Everything is easier said than done. Wanting something is easy. Saying something is easy. The challenge and the reward are in the doing. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ In this world, it is too common for people to search for someone to lose themselves in. But I am already lost. I will look for someone to find myself in. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. ”

- Robert Frost

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

- Life

“ My poetry has been engraved with your name And my heart is by your memory scarred ”

- Zubair Ahsan