Quotes of Mark Twain

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In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice.

- Mark Twain

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“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ Your best creative assets do not occur unless you do a mental shift. You have to be in a positive frame of mind because inspiration is fleeting. I walk to work for inspiration and to clear my mind. ”

- Ron Ben Israel

“ Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can. ”

- Nicholas Sparks

“ I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. ”

- Charlotte Bronte

“ The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ There are no trips to your past that are free ”

- Michalopoulos Angelos

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ A daily dose of daydreaming heals the heart, soothes the soul, and strengthens the imagination. ”

- Richelle E. Goodrich

“ Repetition is the mother of skill. (might be someone else who wrote it). ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire

“ I love words.  I crave descriptions that overwhelm my imagination with vivid detail.  I dwell on phrases that make my heart thrum.  I cherish expressions that pierce my emotions and force the tears to spill over.   In essence, I long for a writer's soul sealed in ink on the page. ”

- Richelle E. Goodrich

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

“ Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. ”

- Jeffrey McDaniel

“ I find it odd the greed of mankind. People only like you for as long as they perceive they can get what they want from you. Or for as long as they perceive you are who they want you to be. But I like people for all of their changing surprises, the thoughts in their heads, the warmth that changes to cold and the cold that changes to warmth... for being human. The rawness of being human delights me. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. ”

- Joan Crawford

“ Love all, trust a few. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. ”

- St. Augustine

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown