Quotes of Stephen Colbert

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Arkansas: Come for the meth, stay because you traded your car for meth.

- Stephen Colbert

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“ The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving. ”

- Fulton J. Sheen

“ But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires: To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To know the pain of too much tenderness. To be wounded by your own understanding of love; And to bleed willingly and joyfully. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving; To rest at noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy; To return home at eventide with gratitude; And then to sleep with a prayer for the beloved in your heart and a song of praise on your lips. ”

- Kahlil Gibran

“ The sun shall always rise upon a new day and there shall always be a rose garden within me. Yes, there is a part of me that is broken, but my broken soil gives way to my wild roses. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present ”

- Lao tzu

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ Love is blind, they saybut isn't it more that love makes us see too much? Isn't it more that love floods our brain with sights and sounds, so that everything looks bigger, brighter, more lovely than ever before? ”

- Susan Fletcher

“ I hope she'll be a fool that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool. ”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ I keep thinking about this river somewhere, with the water moving really fast. And these two people in the water, trying to hold onto each other, holding on as hard as they can, but in the end it’s just too much. The current’s too strong. They’ve got to let go, drift apart. ”

- Kazuo Ishiguro

“ May I share with you a formula that in my judgment will help you and help me to journey well through mortality... First, fill your mind with truth; second, fill your life with service; and third, fill your heart with love. ”

- Thomas S. Monson

“ If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ You left the same way you: with 6 duffle bags and your heart intact. ”

- Gandhi

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new. ”

- Ursula K. Le Guin

“ I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. ”

- Charlotte Bronte

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree