Quotes of Wit - somelinesforyou

“ True wit is nature to advantage dressed, what oft was thought, but never so well expressed. ”

- Alexander Pope

“ A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. ”

- Dwight D. Eisenhower

“ Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes round a corner. ”

- Leigh Hunt

“ There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. ”

- Dorothy Parker

“ Wit is brushwood; judgment timber; the one gives the greatest flame, and the other yields the most durable heat; and both meeting make the best fire. ”

- Overlung

“ At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke. ”

- J. J. Procter

“ The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. ”

- Alice Meynell

“ Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. ”

- Frank Muir

“ Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. ”

- Ambrose Bierce

“ He had a great sense of humor. He always made me laugh. He was a pleasure to have in class because of that sense of humor. ”

- Ted Williams

“ A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. ”

- Henry Ward Beecher

“ Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. ”

- Christopher Morley

“ Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted. ”

- Cervantes

“ Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh, and the greatness which does not bow before children. ”

- Kahlil Gibran

“ The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. ”

- Robert Anson Heinlein

“ Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners. ”

- Florence King

“ I am a fool, I know it; and yet, Heaven help me, I'm poor enough to be a wit. ”

- William Congreve

“ She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit. ”

- W. Somerset Maugham

“ Wit is the only wall between us and the dark. ”

- Mark Van Doren

“ Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit. ”

- Aristotle

“ Great wits are sure to madness near allied, And thin partitions do their bounds divide. ”

- John Dryden

“ The irony is this: If you don't go in, you can't find out. ”

- Richard Stine

“ Brevity is the soul of wit. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Antithesis may be the blossom of wit, but it will never arrive at maturity unless sound sense be the trunk and truth the root. ”

- Charles Caleb Colton

“ Wit will shine Through the harsh cadence of a rugged line. ”

- John Dryden

“ I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans have. It is not wicked, like in some countries. And I also love how new America is. ”

- Antonio Banderas

“ Wit gives an edge to sense, and recommends it extremely. ”

- William Penn
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