“ He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. ”
- Douglas William Jerrold- Copy
- 1.3K
“ In a few days I'll have lived one score and three days in this vale of tears. On I plod — always bored, often drunk, doing no penance for my faults — rather do I become more tolerant of myself from day to day, hardening my crystal heart with blasphemous humor and shunning only toothpicks, pathos, and poverty as being the three unforgivable things in life. ”
- Francis Scott Fitzgerald- Copy
- 1.9K
“ I remember growing up always loving the guitar. I used to love to watch the people play on the Country Western shows on TV. My folks told me that when I was just a toddler, I used to pretend I was playing a guitar on a toothpick. ”
- Carl Wilson- Copy
- 3.5K
- 1