Quotes of Taxidermist - somelinesforyou

“ There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves the hide. ”

- Mortimer Caplin

“ There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist — the taxidermist leaves the hide. ”

- Mortimer Caplin

“ What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. ”

- Mark Twain
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