Quotes of Swine - somelinesforyou

“ This making of Christians will raise the price of hogs; if we grow all to be pork-eaters, we shall not shortly have a rasher on the coals for money. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Communism fit Poland like a horse's saddle on a pig. ”

- Lech Walesa

“ Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody? ”

- Jon Stewart

“ There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is to give him one's own soul. He does not think his natural thoughts, or burn with his natural passions. His virtures are not real to him. His sins, if there are such thing as sins, are borrowed… ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ To steale the Hog, and give the feet for almes. ”

- George Herbert

“ Shear swine, all cry and no wool. ”

- Samuel Butler

“ Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. ”

- Bible

“ Prayer never brought in no side-meat. Takes a shoat to bring in pork. ”

- John Steinbeck

“ The hog that ploughs not, not obeys thy call, Lives on the labours of this lord of all. ”

- Alexander Pope

“ Watch out w'en you're gittin all you want. Fattenin' hogs ain't in luck. ”

- Joel Chandler Harris

“ PIGLET: How do you spell 'love'?POOH: You don't spell it, you feel it. ”

- A. A. Milne

“ An ungrateful man is like a hog under a tree eating acorns, but never looking up to see where they come from. ”

- Timothy Dexter

“ What do Razorbacks do on Halloween? Pump kin! ”

- Unknown

“ The pigs stuck out their little feet and snored. ”

- Elizabeth Bishop

“ Of all the Christbitten places in the two hemispheres, is the last curly kink in the pig's tail. ”

- Stephen Vincent Benet

“ Then on the grounde Togyder rounde With manye a sadde stroke, They roll and rumble, They turne and tumble, As pigges do in a poke. ”

- Sir Thomas More

“ How instinct varies in the grov'lling swine, Compar'd, half-reasoning elephant, with thine! 'Twixt that and reason what a nice barrier! Forever sep'rate, yet forever near! ”

- Alexander Pope

“ All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. ”

- Tennessee Williams

“ Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. ”

- Robert Anson Heinlein

“ I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen. ”

- Mariah Carey

“ I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything. ”

- Tim Allen

“ They have become the really hot projects. Hogs and sheep are not increasing as dramatically as the rabbits and goats, but they are going up too. ”

- Earl Allen

“ With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. ”

- Unknown

“ I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. ”

- Phil Gramm

“ If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig. ”

- Bobby Riggs

“ It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style. ”

- Quentin Crisp

“ I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed. ”

- Michael Caine

“ I wanted to be the perfect artist. I'd do three hours of media interviews a day, going to every radio station I could squeeze in. I'd sign autographs after the show until everybody left. ”

- Clint Black

“ I have eyes like those of a dead pig. ”

- Marlon Brando
  • 1
  • 2