Quotes of Swindle - somelinesforyou

“ We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves. ”

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“ O, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. ”

- Sir Walter Scott

“ We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. ”

- Albert Camus

“ When I consider life, 'tis all a cheat. Yet, fooled by hope, men favour the deceit; trust on, and think to-morrow will repay: to-morrow's falser than the former day. ”

- John Dryden

“ A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceive. An event which creates faith does not deceive: therefore it is not a fraud, but a miracle. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves. ”

- Jean Jacques Rousseau

“ The easiest person to deceive is one's own self. ”

- Edward Bulwer Lytton

“ O, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive! ”

- Walter Scott

“ Those who do remember it will find new ways to screw it up. ”

- Charles Wolfe

“ Our senses don't deceive us: our judgment does. ”

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“ The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. ”

- Pearl Bailey

“ May you never lie, cheat or drink. But if you must lie, lie with each other. And if you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink with us for we all love you and wish you both the love and happiness of which you deserve. ”

- Unknown

“ I have found that all ugly things are made by those who strive to make something beautiful, and that all beautiful things are made by those who strive to make something useful. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. ”

- Jimmy Fallon

“ I would never discourage anyone from doing what it is in life that they want to do. But I would encourage them to find out the pros and cons of anything they become involved in. ”

- Rita Mero

“ A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human. ”

- Alan Turing

“ There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece. ”

- Evan Esar

“ It's the easiest Thing in the World for a Man to deceive himself. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ Self-deception helps us deceive. ”

- David Livingstone

“ He that goes far to marry, will either deceive or be deceived. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can. ”

- Kim Cattrall

“ I have found that a friend may profess, yet deceive. ”

- Lord Byron

“ Time is an avid gambler who has no need to cheat to win every time. ”

- Charles Baudelaire

“ Our senses don't deceive us: our judgement does. ”

- Goethe

“ Never deceive a friend. ”

- Hipparchus

“ Strangers he gulls, but friends make fun of him. ”

- Phaedrus

“ Doubtless the pleasure is as great Of being cheated as to cheat. ”

- Samuel Butler

“ The easiest person to deceive is one's self. ”

- Robert Bulwer Lytton

“ This is very clever. They have created a system to cheat. ”

- Charles Davenport

“ Why dont we get drunk and screw? ”

- Jimmy Buffett
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