Quotes of Skydiving - somelinesforyou

“ You know you're a skydiver when... you analyze every flag you see in terms of it's too windy/not too windy to jump. ”

- Unknown

“ There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ”

- Douglas Adams

“ How does a blind parachutist know when to open his chute? When the lead on his guide dog goes slack. ”

- Unknown

“ Jump pilots have an open door policy. ”

- Unknown

“ Skydiving is a cheap sport to begin, but once it takes hold of you, you'll be spending 20 percent of your income. ”

- Unknown

“ You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. ”

- Unknown

“ Only skydivers know why the birds sing. They never have to pack a parachute. ”

- Unknown

“ To those that jump, no explanation is necessary. To those that don't jump, no explanation is possible. ”

- Unknown

“ I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast. ”

- Unknown

“ Skydivers: good to the last drop. ”

- Unknown

“ If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you. ”

- Wendy Northcutt

“ Any idiot can fly a plane, but it takes a special kind of idiot to jump out of one. ”

- Unknown

“ You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes. ”

- Ralph Kiner

“ My soul is in the sky. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ You may never get rid of the butterflies, but you can teach them how to fly in formation. ”

- Unknown

“ I suspected skydiving was dangerous when they asked me to sign a waiver. They confirmed my suspicions when they asked me to pay in advance. ”

- Unknown

“ If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it. ”

- Toni Morrison

“ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ”

- Unknown

“ If at first you don't succeed, Try, try again; Then your courage should appear; For, if you will persevere, You will conquer; never fear; Try, try again. ”

- McGuffey’s Second Reader

“ If at first you don't succeed… so much for skydiving. ”

- Henny Youngman
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