Quotes of Shaving - somelinesforyou

“ Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving? ”

- Woody Allen

“ Winning is a lot like shaving. If you don't do it all the time, you wind up looking like a bum. ”

- Jack Kemp

“ As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small brown bottle in my shaving kit. ”

- Hunter S. Thompson

“ Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs. ”

- Henry Ford

“ Getting ideas is like shaving: if you don't do it every day, you're a bum. ”

- Alex Kroll

“ The great ages of prose are the ages in which men shave. The great ages of poetry are those in which they allow their beards to grow. ”

- Robert Lynd

“ It always seemed to me a sort of clever stupidity only to have one sort of talent — almost like a carrier pigeon. ”

- George Eliot

“ It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show. ”

- D.H. Lawrence

“ Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. ”

- Reed Markham

“ It was the shaving that bothered me the most. I'm not a great fan of shaving and I had to be really clean-shaven, hands, head, hairline, all the fluff off my face, everything except my eyebrows, so this sheen, this kind of polish they used on me, would stick. ”

- Jude Law
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