Quotes of Refund - somelinesforyou

“ Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. ”

- F. J. Raymond

“ Abortion is a skillfully marketed product sold to women at a crisis time in their life. If the product is defective, she can't return it for a refund. ”

- Carol Evertt

“ You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you. ”

- John Bunyan

“ It is fraud to accept what you cannot repay. ”

- Publilius Syrus

“ Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For several days before you put it in the mail, carry your tax return around under your armpit. No IRS agent is going to want to spend hours poring over a sweat-stained document… ”

- Dave Barry
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