“ You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch. ”
- George M. Humphrey- Copy
- 443
“ Yet shall you have to rectify your palate, An olive, capers, or some better salad Ushering the mutton; with a short-legged hen, If we can get her, full of eggs, and then, Limons, and wine for sauce: to these a coney Is not to be despaired of for our money; And though fowl now be scarce, yet there are clerks, The sky not falling, think we may have larks. ”
- Ben Jonson- Copy
- 3.2K
“ Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken. ”
- Isabel Allende- Copy
- 3.5K
“ People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately. ”
- Oscar Wilde- Copy
- 3.1K
“ I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
- 2.9K
“ I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. ”
- Isaac Bashevis Singer- Copy
- 3K
“ Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
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“ While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman. ”
- Giovanni Boccaccio- Copy
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“ An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. ”
- T. S. Eliot- Copy
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“ An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. ”
- George Eliot- Copy
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