“ I can't think back on a time when I've ever been prouder to be a Republican. ”
- Jeb Bush- Copy
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“ Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons. ”
- Frank Zappa- Copy
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“ Republicans are so empty-headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill. ”
- Jim Hightower- Copy
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“ The Democrats have moved to the right, and the Republicans have moved to a mental hospital. ”
- Bill Maher- Copy
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“ Today the Republicans are getting ready for the convention. They're busy down there in Florida auditioning minorities. ”
- David Letterman- Copy
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“ Republicans sleep in twin beds — some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. ”
- Will Stanton- Copy
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“ Not one Republican president has balanced the budget in 34 years. You can not trust Republicans with your money. ”
- Howard Dean- Copy
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“ Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15. ”
- Ronald Reagan- Copy
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“ Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar. ”
- Abraham Lincoln- Copy
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“ I get up early and do a plebeian thing like do the dishes from last night. I've gone from wrestling champion to Japanese houseboy. ”
- Lou Thesz- Copy
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“ The usual picture of Socrates is of an ugly little plebeian who inspired a handsome young nobleman to write long dialogues on large topics. ”
- Richard Rorty- Copy
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“ I'm not going to say anything nasty about golf. I have a standing offer - and I've told this to Bill and Mike - that if they ever do a charity golf thing again, I will get knickers and a tweed cap and, never having touched a golf club in my life, I will take mushrooms and do a full eighteen holes… ”
- Peter Buck- Copy
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“ We've not had one Republican president in 34 years balance the budget. You can't trust right-wing Republicans with your money. You ought to hire somebody who has balanced a budget. I'm much more conservative with money than George Bush is. ”
- Howard Dean- Copy
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“ When Van Jones called the Republicans assholes, he was paying them a compliment. He was talking about how they can get things done even when they're in the minority, as opposed to the Democrats, who can't seem to get anything done even when they control both houses of Congress, the presidency, and Bruce Springsteen. ”
- Bill Maher- Copy
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“ Republicans don't like people to talk about depressions. You can hardly blame them for that. You remember the old saying: Don't talk about rope in the house where somebody has been hanged. ”
- Harry Truman- Copy
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“ I can't think back on a time when I've ever been prouder to be a Republican. ”
- Jeb Bush- Copy
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“ Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons. ”
- Frank Zappa- Copy
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“ Republicans are so empty-headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill. ”
- Jim Hightower- Copy
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“ The Democrats have moved to the right, and the Republicans have moved to a mental hospital. ”
- Bill Maher- Copy
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“ Today the Republicans are getting ready for the convention. They're busy down there in Florida auditioning minorities. ”
- David Letterman- Copy
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