Quotes of Pate - somelinesforyou

“ I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias. ”

- Stephen Colbert

“ You beat your Pate, and fancy Wit will come: Knock as you please, there's no body at home. ”

- Alexander Pope

“ A pate is nothing more than a French meat loaf that's had a couple of cocktails. ”

- Carol Cutler

“ When on my return to England I showed the cast of the cranium to Professor Huxley, he remarked at once that it was the most ape-like skull he had ever beheld. ”

- Charles Lyell

“ I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all. ”

- Mitch Hedberg
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