“ If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there. ”
- Tom Peters- Copy
- 1.4K
“ Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a loony-goony dance'Cross the kitchen floor,Put something silly in the worldThat ain't been there before. ”
- Shel Silverstein- Copy
- 2.8K
“ If I try a boardslide down a 14-stair handrail, I could rack my nuts. ”
- Bam Margera- Copy
- 1K
“ The bottom line is, there have been a lot of nuts elected to the United States Senate. ”
- Charles Grassley- Copy
- 3.6K
“ If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas? ”
- Don Meredith- Copy
- 2K
“ Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing. ”
- Roger Von Oech- Copy
- 397
“ I just had to do something. He couldn't make them in practice either. It's one of those things. I think it's a little mental now. ”
- Bill Parcells- Copy
- 1.9K
“ They say dreams are the windows of the soul — take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts. ”
- Henry Bromel- Copy
- 3.8K
“ It takes 50,000 nuts to put a car together, but only one to scatter them all over the road. ”
- Darryl Somers- Copy
- 1.9K
“ There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut; a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts. ”
- Christine Lavin- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Worldly riches are like nuts; many a tooth is broke in cracking them, but never is the stomach filled with eating them. ”
- R. Venning- Copy
- 1.4K
“ Well, if it's the audience is a bit lagging we kick them in the nuts until they wake up! ”
- Bruce Dickinson- Copy
- 140
“ We'd go to the fraternity house. It was a good place to practice. But we really wanted the kids to overhear us. And whoever heard us would go nuts over it. ”
- Art Garfunkel- Copy
- 1.2K
“ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. ”
- Redd Foxx- Copy
- 2K
“ The reason it's called Grape Nuts is that it contains dextrose, which is also sometimes called grape sugar, and also because Grape Nuts is catchier, in terms of marketing, than A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel, which is what it tastes like. ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Desperation is the perfume of the young actor. It's so satisfying to have gotten rid of it. If you keep smelling it, it can drive you crazy. In this business a lot of people go nuts, go eccentric, even end up dead from it. Not my plan. ”
- Uma Thurman- Copy
- 3.7K
“ I've never been afraid to admit when I've made a mistake. It nearly drives me nuts sometimes, making mistakes. I keep telling myself I should be perfect, but that isn't what we're here for. Perfection isn't an option for us; perfection is death, Micko… ”
- Greg Bear- Copy
- 1.5K
“ I'd rather have a hundred thousand or a million people saying I'm nuts and I'm crazy for my musical choices and what I've said lyrically, than a million people all raising their hand on the first day. ”
- Chuck D.- Copy
- 3.1K
“ This is a crazy culture. Absolutely nutty. You see it reflected everywhere you look, the desperate search — who are we, what are we, can we ever make if in the hip world? On the scene, on the go, in the know. ”
- Judy Collins- Copy
- 953
“ Never would it occur to a child that a sheep, a pig, a cow or a chicken was good to eat, while, like Milton's Adam, he would eagerly make a meal off fruits, nuts, thyme, mint, peas and broad beans which penetrate further and stimulate not only the appetite but other vague and deep nostalgias… ”
- Cyril Connolly- Copy
- 2.5K
“ When we Indians kill meat, we eat it all up. When we dig roots, we make little holes. When we build houses, we make little holes. When we burn grass for grasshoppers, we don't ruin things. We shake down acorns and pine nuts. We don't chop down the trees… ”
- Wintu Woman- Copy
- 3.6K
“ American "energy" is the energy of violence, of free-floating resentment and anxiety unleashed by chronic cultural dislocations which must be, for the most part, ferociously sublimated. This energy has mainly been sublimated into crude materialism and acquisitiveness… ”
- Susan Sontag- Copy
- 2.3K
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