Quotes of Jesting - somelinesforyou

“ A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket. ”

- John Dennis

“ Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft… ”

- William Shakespeare

“ No time to break jests when the heartstrings are about to be broken. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ A college joke to cure the dumps. ”

- Jonathan Swift

“ A jest's prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in the tongue Of him that makes it. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Joking set aside. ”

- Pliny the Younger

“ A jester, a bad character. ”

- Blaise Pascal

“ Joking decides great things, Stronger and better oft than earnest can. ”

- John Milton

“ Jesting, often, only proves a want of intellect. ”

- Samuel Johnson

“ Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a scornful jest. ”

- Samuel Johnson

“ And however are Dennises take offence, A double meaning shows double sense; And if proverbs tell truth, A double tooth Is wisdom's adopted dwelling. ”

- Thomas Hood

“ Less at thine own things laugh; lest in the jest Thy person share, and the conceit advance, Make not thy sport abuses: for the fly That feeds on dung is colored thereby. ”

- George Herbert

“ He that will lose his friend for a jest, deserves to die a beggar by the bargain. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ Jest not with the two-edged sword of God's word. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ A joke's a very serious thing. ”

- Charles Churchill

“ Jesters do oft prove prophets. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Jesters do often prove prophets. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ What is truth? said jesting Pilate; and would not stay for an answer. ”

- Francis Bacon

“ Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is always right, and the errors are always those of man. ”

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“ Jesting is often only indigence of intellect. ”

- Jean de la Bruyere
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