Quotes of Ice Cream - somelinesforyou

“ Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. ”

- Don Kardong

“ You can’t buy happiness but you can buy ice cream. And that’s kind of the same thing. ”

- Unknown

“ There’s nothing wrong with me that a little ice cream won’t fix. ”

- Unknown

“ Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. ”

- Charles M. Schulz

“ I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul. stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. ”

- Heywood Broun

“ If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly. ”

- Sandra Byrd

“ Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food. ”

- Joseph Epstein

“ When I’m no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. ”

- Snoop Dogg

“ Never trust a skinny ice cream man. ”

- Ben Cohen

“ I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! ”

- Howard Johnson

“ Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly. ”

- Betsy Cañas Garmon

“ It’s harder to hate someone when they like the same ice cream as you. ”

- Shannon Wiersbitzky

“ Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream. ”

- Charles Baxter

“ Sometimes, eating a thick slice of chocolate fudge cake with ice cream makes you a better person. ”

- Dr. SunWolf

“ Ice cream is duct tape for the heart. ”

- Unknown

“ Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ”

- Jim Fiebig

“ My head says ‘go to the gym’, my heart says ‘eat more ice cream’. ”

- Unknown

“ We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Fall in love? I’d rather fall in ice cream. ”

- Unknown

“ Ice cream never asks silly questions. Ice cream understands. ”

- Unknown

“ Ice cream is happiness condensed. ”

- Jessi Lane Adams

“ Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. ”

- Jimmy Dean

“ If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. ”

- Frank Ocean

“ I don’t cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day. ”

- Terri Guillemets

“ I can say with unwavering certitude that I have never started a pint of Ben ‘n Jerry’s ice cream that I didn’t finish in its entirety within 6 minutes. ”

- Gregor Collins

“ Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. ”

- Judith Olney

“ If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream. ”

- Jarod Kintz

“ Life is like ice cream. Enjoy it before it melts! ”

- Unknown

“ Falling in love for the first time is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza. flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even process that level of joy. Love makes people do crazy things like kill other people or shop at Crate & Barrel. I think on some level it makes us all delusional. Deep down, our whole lives, no matter how low our self. esteem gets, we think, I have a special skill that no one knows about and if they knew they’d be amazed. And then eventually we meet someone who says, ‘You have a secret special skill.’ And you’re like, ‘I know! So do you!’ And they’re like, ‘I know!’ And then you’re like, ‘We should eat pizza ice cream together.’ And that’s what love is. It’s this giant mound of pizza. flavored ice cream and delusion. ”

- Mike Birbiglia
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