Quotes of Fart - somelinesforyou

“ Success is like a fart — only your own smells nice. ”

- James P. Hogan

“ Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. ”

- Lyndon B. Johnson

“ If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart. ”

- George A. Romero

“ He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner. ”

- Johnny Carson
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