Quotes of Egg

“ Making capitalism out of socialism is like making eggs out of an omelet. ”

- Vadim Bakatin

“ Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative When. She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now Because she's unable to postulate how. ”

- Frederick Winsor

“ They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed. ”

- Bob Uecker

“ The goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already. ”

- Charles Haddon Spurgeon

“ Television is a golden goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar. Anyway, more people like scrambled eggs than caviar. ”

- Lee Loevinger

“ Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. ”

- Wall Street Journal

“ It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad. ”

- C. S. Lewis

“ Some stem cells today are obtained from surplus embryos from in-vitro fertilization. I support that research, provided that those embryos are obtained after a rigorous parental consent process that includes adoption as an alternative. ”

- Mitt Romney

“ The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes. ”

- Thomas Hunt Morgan

“ Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower. ”

- Jim Carrey

“ Eggs should never be beaten with stones. ”

- African proverb

“ Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. ”

- Hans Christian Andersen

“ Things said for conversation are chalk eggs. Don't say things. What you are stands over you the while, and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now. ”

- Lamar Alexander

“ As the catterpiller chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs on, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest joys. ”

- Sir William Blake

“ Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold — but so does a hard-boiled egg. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken? ”

- Rutherford Platt

“ Pointless.... Like giving caviar to an elephant. ”

- William Faulkner

“ Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby; I'm vaccinated. ”

- Unknown

“ Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade. ”

- Noel Coward

“ I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. ”

- Steven Pearl

“ Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold — but so does a hard-boiled egg. ”

- Anon.

“ Many a good egg ends up getting beaten. ”

- Alfred E. Neuman

“ Put all your eggs in one basket, and then pay very close attention to that basket. ”

- Warren Buffet

“ I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs. ”

- H.L. Mencken

“ Each thought that is welcomed and recorded is a nest egg, by the side of which more will be laid. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ He found the egg-shaped perimeter of Nikita Khrushchev's head sweeping to a comic climax in the dark hole of his open mouth. ”

- Richard Lacayo

“ Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything I've had to deal with in politics. ”

- Ann Richards

“ For each chromosome contributed by the sperm there is a corresponding chromosome contributed by the egg, there are two chromosomes of each kind, which together constitute a pair. ”

- Thomas Hunt Morgan
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