“ If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down. ”
- Elizabeth Taylor- Copy
- 2.4K
“ No, I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb, and I also know I'm not blonde. ”
- Dolly Parton- Copy
- 3.3K
“ I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy. ”
- Richard Feynman- Copy
- 764
“ I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you. ”
- Sophia Loren- Copy
- 3.4K
“ When you work you are a flute through whose heart the whispering of the hours turns to music. Which of you would be a reed, dumb and silent, when all else sings together in unison? ”
- Kahlil Gibran- Copy
- 3.3K
“ My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
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“ What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast. We suffer for nothing. Our own death wish is our only real tragedy. ”
- Mario Puzo- Copy
- 3.5K
“ Old Time, that greatest and longest established spinner of all!.... his factory is a secret place, his work is noiseless, and his hands are mutes. ”
- Charles Dickens- Copy
- 3K
“ I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard,... Just listening to my father... So just basically following that and following my heart. ”
- Paris Hilton- Copy
- 3.5K
“ Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. ”
- Oscar Wilde- Copy
- 1.7K
“ A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb? ”
- Rudolf Nureyev- Copy
- 3.1K
“ In the circle in which I travel, a dumb man is more dangerous than a hundred rats. ”
- Joe Valachi- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. ”
- Barbara Tuchman- Copy
- 1K
“ No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. ”
- George S. Patton- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. ”
- Eugene McCarthy- Copy
- 3.1K
“ A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members. ”
- David Coblitz- Copy
- 3K
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