Quotes of Dumb

“ How ironical that it is by means of speech that man can degrade himself below the level of dumb creation — for a chatterbox is truly of a lower category than a dumb creature. ”

- Soren Kierkegaard

“ If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down. ”

- Elizabeth Taylor

“ No, I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb, and I also know I'm not blonde. ”

- Dolly Parton

“ I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy. ”

- Richard Feynman

“ I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde. ”

- Patricia Neal

“ I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you. ”

- Sophia Loren

“ I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie. ”

- Brad Hull

“ When you work you are a flute through whose heart the whispering of the hours turns to music. Which of you would be a reed, dumb and silent, when all else sings together in unison? ”

- Kahlil Gibran

“ My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ”

- Joan Rivers

“ While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either. ”

- James Thurber

“ When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people. ”

- Marcus Annaeus Seneca

“ What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast. We suffer for nothing. Our own death wish is our only real tragedy. ”

- Mario Puzo

“ I'm overawed by the support as we all are. ”

- Jonny Wilkinson

“ It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes. ”

- Colin Farrell

“ Mum is the word. ”

- Miguel de Cervantes

“ Old Time, that greatest and longest established spinner of all!.... his factory is a secret place, his work is noiseless, and his hands are mutes. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard,... Just listening to my father... So just basically following that and following my heart. ”

- Paris Hilton

“ Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ What's a soup kitchen? ”

- Paris Hilton

“ I don't really think, I just walk. ”

- Paris Hilton

“ While he was not dumber than an ox he was not any smarter either. ”

- James Thurber

“ A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb? ”

- Rudolf Nureyev

“ I'm kind of like a dumb model. ”

- Veronica Webb

“ In the circle in which I travel, a dumb man is more dangerous than a hundred rats. ”

- Joe Valachi

“ Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. ”

- Barbara Tuchman

“ No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. ”

- George S. Patton

“ Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. ”

- Eugene McCarthy

“ Too clever is dumb. ”

- Ogden Nash

“ Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. ”

- Marian Erickson

“ A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members. ”

- David Coblitz
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