“ An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling. ” - Donald Sinden
“ Harvard University, according to the directory of the American Society of Colleges and Universities, is a type of weevil. ” - Dave Barry
“ I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University. ” - William F. Buckley Jr.