Quotes of Dali

“ Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. ”

- Steven Wright

“ I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down. ”

- Edward O. Wilson

“ Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali. ”

- Salvador Dali

“ Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door. ”

- Luis Bunuel
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