Quotes of Criminality

“ Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Had Tibet not fallen away from dharma China could not have invaded. (in reference to violation of Buddha's forbidding animal slaughter). ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Whoever steals an ox or a sheep and slaughters it or sells it must pay back five head of cattle for the ox and four sheep for the sheep. If a thief is caught breaking in at night and is struck a fatal blow, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed; but if it happens after sunrise, the defender is guilty of bloodshed… ”

- Bible

“ We do NOT know the past in chronological sequence. It may be convenient to lay it out anesthetized on the table with dates pasted on here and there, but what we know we know by ripples and spirals eddying out from us and from our own time. ”

- Ezra

“ I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all. ”

- Mike Tyson

“ It's no crime to steal from a thief. ”

- Unknown

“ And, of course, the one that liked me was heavily medicated and obsessed with killing herself. ”

- Marilyn Manson

“ And these things are pretty much foundational: thou shall not kill, steal, bear false witness. All these things are embedded into the laws we enjoy in our nation. ”

- Pat Robertson

“ It's killing me I won't be home for their birthday. ”

- Charlotte Observer

“ I need to die for the killing of those people. ”

- Aileen Wuornos

“ Mistakes are killing us right now. ”

- Jerry Rice

“ Do you mortify? Do you make it your daily work? Be always at it whilst you live; cease not a day from this work; be killing sin or it will be killing you. ”

- John Owen

“ And again he sent another; and him they killed, and many others; beating some, and killing some. ”

- Bible

“ Assassination's the fastest way. ”

- Moliere

“ I don't believe in killing whatever the reason! ”

- John Lennon

“ But it is our responsibility to learn whether or not killing someone because they killed is really a moral thing to do. ”

- Helen Prejean

“ America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. ”

- Hunter S. Thompson

“ Thou shalt not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, indeed thou shall steal and thou must. ”

- Branch Rickey

“ Mortals are easily tempted to pinch the life out of their neighbour's buzzing glory, and think that such killing is no murder. ”

- George Eliot

“ If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate. ”

- Marion Barry

“ Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood. ”

- Billy Wilder

“ Killing someone is the ultimate crime, while on the other hand, killing someone in uniform is fulfillment of duty. ”

- Ramman Kenoun

“ I didn't kill anyone that didn't deserve killing in the first place. ”

- Mickey Cohen

“ I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ They said playing basketball would kill me. Well, not playing basketball was killing me. ”

- Earvin ‘Magic’ Johnson

“ Now, neighbor confines, purge you of your scum! Have you a ruffian that will swear, drink, dance, revel the night, rob, murder, and commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ You should have died when I killed you. ”

- John le Carré

“ I don't think anybody steals anything; all of us borrow. ”

- B. B. King

“ America is just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. ”

- Hunter S. Thompson

“ To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. ”

- Publius Cornelius Tacitus
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