Quotes of Copulation

“ Let it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination. ”

- Bill Watterson

“ Nah, I've done sex scenes before, you know, like in video. ”

- David Cronenberg

“ The passion between the sexes has appeared in every age to be so nearly the same, that it may always be considered, in algebraic language as a given quantity. ”

- Thomas Robert Malthus

“ I've been Skinny; it's fucking boring. ”

- Kate Winslet

“ Most men are the same. They're only interested in fucking you and they don't care whether you're happy or sad. They just want to get on with their business in and out of bed, and they make you feel that you don't count except as their sex toy. ”

- Cameron Diaz

“ I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. ”

- Neil Gaiman

“ Sex is a slotmachine. ”

- John Dos Passos

“ The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now. ”

- Lana Turner

“ This job has probably got the most screwing-up potential in the world. ”

- Larry Speakes

“ Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it. ”

- W. C. Fields

“ Multi-tasking - Screwing everything up simultaneously. ”

- Unknown

“ If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental. ”

- Angelina Jolie

“ The idea of masculinity has now been commercialized. Femininity had been commercialized a while ago. But men, in general, have lost what the meaning of what being a man is all about. ”

- Unknown

“ Birth, copulation and death. That's all the facts when you come to the brass tacks. ”

- T. S. Eliot

“ Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter. ”

- Milton Berle

“ Procrastination is like Masturbation; In the end you're just screwing yourself. ”

- Napoleon Hill

“ Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Sex is hardly ever just about sex. ”

- Shirley MacLaine

“ Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself. ”

- Unknown

“ I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad. ”

- Ozzy Osbourne
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