Quotes of Consultant

“ A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. ”

- Arnold H. Glasgow

“ Some consultants are like the bottom half of a double boiler: They get all heated up but don't know what's cooking. ”

- Unknown

“ Some consultants are like the bottom half of a double boiler: They get all heated up but don't know what's cooking. ”

- Unknown

“ In every society some men are born to rule, and some to advise. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ And may you better reck the rede, Than ever did th' adviser. ”

- Robert Burns

“ The best servants of the people, like the best valets, must whisper unpleasant truths in the master's ear. It is the court fool, not the foolish courtier, whom the king can least afford to lose. ”

- Walter Lippmann

“ American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them. ”

- Florence King

“ American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them. ”

- Florence E. King

“ What Every Computer Consultant Needs to Know:1) In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.2) Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them. ”

- Murphy’s Computer Laws

“ I'd like to do a ghost hunting thing. I'm the Hollywood consultant for mufon.com, which is the mutual UFO network. ”

- Dan Aykroyd

“ My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. ”

- Peter Drucker

“ Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, and then walk off with the watch. ”

- Robert Townsend

“ Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. ”

- Scott Adams

“ I rarely write Spenser: For Hire. The ABC series is based on characters created by me, and I serve on the program as a consultant. As we all know, a consultant's first responsibility is to deposit the check every week. After that, I read each script and make suggestions. ”

- Robert Parker

“ My experience has been that if you're a consultant who charges $1000 per day, you have to deliver a real product, like software code. But if you charge $10,000 per day, all you have to do is go to dinner with the company president. ”

- Donald Norman
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