Quotes of Cigar

“ I like you more than I would like to have a cigarette. ”

- Wendy Cope

“ What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar. ”

- Thomas R. Marshall

“ A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. ”

- Bernie Mac

“ I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. ”

- Mark Twain

“ And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. ”

- Katharine Whitehorn

“ You know, it's cigarettes that killed Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes. ”

- John Mellencamp

“ I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. ”

- Arturo Toscanini

“ Captain Newcomb lit a cigar and strolled slowly toward the post office, staring about him as he walked and trying to pick out places or buildings which he remembered. ”

- Joseph C. Lincoln

“ Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes. ”

- Unknown

“ When I was very young, I kissed my first woman, and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco. ”

- Arturo Toscanini

“ They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes. ”

- Homer

“ When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco. ”

- Arturo Toscanini

“ Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights. ”

- Christina Aguilera

“ Havana is one of the poorest cities I've been in the last few years and yet we were never asked for money from anybody during our stay. ”

- Wim Wenders

“ Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. ”

- Sigmund Freud

“ There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country really needs is a good five-cent nickel. ”

- Franklin P. Adams

“ Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. ”

- Lynda Barry

“ I'd rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons. ”

- Robert Ingersoll

“ I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time. ”

- Mark Twain

“ I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head. ”

- Grantland Rice

“ If castaway cigar butts once were the floor symbol of the male-dominated convention, the equivalent symbol this year is a litter of women's pumps. ”

- Francis X. Clines

“ A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman. ”

- Edward Bulwer Lytton

“ A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes everybody sick. ”

- Mary Little

“ What this country needs is a good five cent cigar. ”

- Franklin P. Adams

“ Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. ”

- Steve Allen
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