Quotes of Certificate

“ God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. ”

- Elbert Hubbard

“ In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. ”

- Will Rogers

“ I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on. ”

- Victoria Wood

“ I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. ”

- Eartha Kitt

“ Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty. ”

- Adam Smith

“ A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue. ”

- Edith Wharton

“ You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world. ”

- Tom Brokaw

“ A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. ”

- Joyce A. Myers

“ The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. ”

- Robert M. Hutchins

“ The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse. ”

- Edward Koch

“ I'm learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. ”

- Eartha Kitt

“ When you design a program without proper academic credentials and rigor, what you have is a diploma mill. ”

- Michael Green

“ We agreed that by December 1 we will sign 29 documents between Russia, Kazakhstan and Belarus, and another 15 documents by March 1, 2006. ”

- Vladimir Putin

“ A diploma only proves that you know how to look up answers. ”

- Solomon Short

“ I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time. ”

- Herbert Bayard Swope
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