Quotes of Calculus

“ His spiritual life has been exaggerated by a chronic attack of mental gallstones. ”

- St. Oliver John Gogarty

“ Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ”

- Fran Lebowitz

“ But how is one to make a scientist understand that there is something unalterably deranged about differential calculus, quantum theory, or the obscene and so inanely liturgical ordeals of the precession of the equinoxes. ”

- Antonin Artaud

“ The distance-learning program will revolutionize the way we teach our children in Alabama forever. Just think about it: A kid in rural Clay County or Wilcox County will have the opportunity to take advanced physics, calculus, or even Chinese. ”

- Bob Riley
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