Quotes of Cabbage

“ Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ”

- Jim Davis

“ I don't think we are doing well in detecting, investigating and responding to ethics violations when they occur. ”

- Heather Wilson

“ If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli. ”

- Dominic Monaghan

“ Half a loaf is better than none. ”

- John Heywood

“ A vegetable garden in the beginning looks so promising and then after all little by little it grows nothing but vegetables, nothing, nothing but vegetables. ”

- Gertrude Stein

“ Better halfe a loafe than no bread. ”

- William Camden

“ Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ The question of common sense is "what is it good for?" A question which would abolish the rose and be answered triumphantly by the cabbage. ”

- James Russell Lowell

“ Like warmed-up cabbage served at each repast, The repetition kills the wretch at last. ”

- Juvenal

“ I want death to find me planting my cabbage. ”

- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

“ He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. ”

- Mark Twain

“ I want death to find me planting my cabbages. ”

- Montaigne

“ Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. ”

- Ambrose Bierce

“ To be conservative requires no brains whatsoever. Cabbages, cows and conifers are conservatives, and are so stupid they don't even know it. All that is basically required is acceptance of what exists. ”

- Colin Welch
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