Quotes of Bungle

“ If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. - A. A. Milne. ”

- A. A. Milne

“ We're all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but do something! ”

- Newt Gingrich

“ If the law supposes that," said Mr. Bumble, "the law is an ass, a idiot. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football. ”

- John Heisman

“ I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff. ”

- Jessica Simpson

“ We didn't have any major problems fumble wise, we didn't have players cramping. ”

- John Pearson

“ If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. ”

- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

“ Two things create fumbles: lack of courage and the other is lack of concentration,... In our case, it's lack of concentration. I'm sure it's lack of concentration. ”

- Joe Paterno

“ A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. ”

- Don Marquis

“ If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. ”

- Pooh’s Little Instruction Book

“ Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway. ”

- Mary Kay Ash

“ A wife fumbles around with you in the dark; a mistress you meet in broad daylight, right on the sofa. ”

- John Updike

“ But, tears were not the things to find their way to Mr. Bumble's soul; his heart was waterproof. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway. ”

- Mary Kay Ash

“ Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs. ”

- Unknown

“ Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs. ”

- Unknown

“ Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief. ”

- Mark Twain

“ To define it rudely but not ineptly, engineering is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion. ”

- Joan Chittister

“ Taxing is an easy business. Any projector can contrive new compositions, any bungler can add to the old. ”

- Edmund Burke

“ Like a quarterback for a football team, CEOs get to take all of the credit when things go well and have to take all of the blame when things go badly. Yet legally, they are not held accountable. When a quarterback fumbles, throws a few interceptions, maybe even throws the game, the coach has a responsibility to bench him, so that no more follies will occur. ”

- Lee Terry

“ I think Drew has a lot of courage. He will hold onto the ball. The things I mention to him are to try to get rid of it on time if we can and that sacks, fumbles and interceptions are bad plays. Throwing the ball away is a good play. ”

- Bill Parcells

“ Perhaps our supercilious disgust with existence is a cover for a secret disgust with ourselves; we have botched and bungled our lives, and we cast the blame upon the environment or the world, which have no tongues to utter a defense. The mature man accepts the natural limitations of life; he does not expect Providence to be prejudiced in his favor; he does not ask for loaded dice to play the game of life… ”

- Will Durant

“ The FBI must return to the job it does best: catching criminals. It should be fired from the counterterrorism job it has bungled, and its counterterrorism units and employees should be reassigned to a new domestic intelligence agency. ”

- Richard Perle

“ In taking stock of a politician, the first question is not whether he was a good man who used righteous means, but whether he was successful in gaining power, in keeping it, and in governing; whether, in short, he was skilful at his particular craft or a bungler. ”

- Frederick Scott Oliver

“ So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and, vroom! there he is, up on a rock a quarter of a million miles up in the sky. ”

- Russell Wayne Baker
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