Quotes of Beverage

“ There shall be in England seven halfpenny loaves sold for a penny; the three-hooped pot shall have ten hoops; and I will make it felony to drink small beer. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Health indeed is a precious thing, to recover and preserve which we undergo any misery, drink bitter potions, freely give our goods: restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. ”

- Robert Burton

“ I'm off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don't know if it's worked. It works up until you take your first drink. ”

- Robbie Williams

“ We would sit and drink decaffeinated coffee and discuss things. Always pretentiously. ”

- Penn Jillette

“ Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. ”

- Clementine Paddleford

“ A Rechabite poor Will must live, And drink of Adam's ale. ”

- Matthew

“ Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ”

- Alphonse Allais

“ Tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities will always be the favorite beverage of the intellectual. ”

- Thomas De Quincey

“ There is only one really safe, mild, harmless beverage and you can drink as much of that as you like without running the slightest risk, and what you say when you want it is, "Garcon! Un Pernod!". ”

- Aleister Crowley

“ Yoga and alcohol may seem to be on polar opposites of the health spectrum, but a new health craze encourages practitioners to have their beer and drink it, too. The classes are often hosted in breweries and are introducing new audiences to yoga. By pairing booze and bending, beer yoga appeals to those who might not be interested in the more typical structure of a yoga class… ”

- Unknown

“ Do you smoke coffee? ”

- Gillian Anderson

“ One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough. ”

- Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

“ Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. ”

- Alex Levine

“ I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. ”

- Rodney Carrington

“ I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. ”

- Samuel L. Jackson

“ This costs R275 per person, and besides the nonsense, you get tea, coffee and notes'. You're asked to bring a packed lunch'. Alka-Seltzer apparently not supplied. ”

- James Randi

“ Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. ”

- Billy Carter

“ I think I'm going to be making country records for as long as I can see into the future. It's much more down-home and real. ”

- Neil Young

“ A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. ”

- W.C. Fields

“ I see it as an elderly lady, who mutters away to herself in a corner, ignored most of the time. ”

- George Carey

“ The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. ”

- Jay Leno

“ Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison is time. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around. ”

- Larry Brown

“ Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon. ”

- Jilly Cooper

“ There are quite a few votes to be won by saying we will tax advertising or stop it. ”

- Barry Day

“ I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also. ”

- Mike Ditka

“ I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple. ”

- Moe Howard

“ I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ”

- Ronald Reagan

“ I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. ”

- Babe Ruth

“ They say you can smoke 400 cigs a day and drink 20 cups of coffee, but you can't have a line or a drink again. ”

- Ron Wood
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