“ It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky. ”
- Mitch Hedberg- Copy
- 3.8K
“ What's the use of worrying? It never was worth while, so pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag, and smile, smile, smile. ”
- George Asaf- Copy
- 2K
“ Every private in the French army carries a Field Marshall wand in his knapsack. ”
- Napoleon Bonaparte- Copy
- 2.7K
“ If Gladstone fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune; and if anybody pulled him out, that I suppose would be a calamity. ”
- Benjamin Disraeli- Copy
- 1.7K
“ A little in one's own pocket is better than much in another man's purse. ”
- Miguel de Cervantes- Copy
- 2.2K
“ I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer. ”
- Laura Linney- Copy
- 2.9K
“ I don't want to be disrespectful to the partners I had,... They're all very talented, and they've all had a hand in my success.... Some of them I don't like, and some of them don't like me, but I respect them all. ”
- Dave Mustaine- Copy
- 2.6K
“ When blacks made purchases in any store, they weren't given paper bags; instead, they had to carry out their purchases without a bag. If my mother had informed us of these things, it might have lessened her authoritarian presence in the world. Or, she might have come home one day to find me with hundreds of paper bags that I might have stolen somewhere. ”
- August Wilson- Copy
- 1.8K
“ It was all very well for an Englishman like Mr. Fogg to make the tour of the world with a carpet-bag; a lady could not be expected to travel comfortably under such conditions. ”
- Jules Verne- Copy
- 336
“ We need a coat with two pockets. In one pocket there is dust, and in the other pocket there is gold. We need a coat with two pockets to remind us who we are. ”
- Parker J. Palmer- Copy
- 3K
“ It would be inaccurate to say that Churchill and I conversed. Like Gladstone speaking to Victoria, he addressed me as though I were a one-man House of Commons. It was superb. ”
- William Manchester- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. ”
- Leonardo da Vinci- Copy
- 1.2K
“ A little wanton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse. ”
- Sir Thomas More- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, respect me, I'm a respectable grown-up, and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death. ”
- Wendy Wasserstein- Copy
- 2.7K
“ What's the use of worrying? It never was worth while. So, pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag, And smile, smile, smile. ”
- George Asaf- Copy
- 3.2K
“ A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. ”
- Barnett Cock- Copy
- 3K
“ The difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity. ”
- Benjamin Disraeli- Copy
- 203
“ If you got something you don't want other people to know, keep it in your pocket. ”
- Muddy Waters- Copy
- 1.5K
“ I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. ”
- Stephen Fry- Copy
- 3.1K
“ Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. ”
- Mitch Hedberg- Copy
- 2.2K
“ It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. ”
- Jolene Blalock- Copy
- 1.5K
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