Quotes of Will Ferrell - somelinesforyou

“ As the wise man once said, ‘So?’. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t know. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ I loved the structure of the whole moviethese two parallel stories which were illustrating the point of the fine line between comedy and tragedy. It was so imaginative and unique but at the same time very signature Woody Allen. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ It's important that this character is played real, or straight, the whole way through and not winking at the audience. It was approached from a dramatic side as much as a comedic side. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ It's rare that you get to actually cast the person that you are using as the type of actor you want for the role. So we talked about who could play Papa Elf, and we started saying someone like Bob Newhart would be perfect. When you actually get that person, it's truly a special thing. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy,... In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert — slim and none, and slim just left the building. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ I definitely wanted to leave Saturday Night Live at a time when I still enjoyed doing the show. I didn't have a supreme confidence that I would be immediately successful after leaving the show, but I just knew it was the right time to test myself and get out there and try other things. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ It's important that this character is played real, or straight, the whole way through and not winking at the audience. It was approached from a dramatic side as much as a comedic side. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal. ”

- Will Ferrell

“ A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal. ”

- Will Ferrell
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