Quotes of Waiter Rant - somelinesforyou

“ But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ We want God to come and save us. But he won't. God doesn't stop levees from failing, he doesn't stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesn't stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ We want God to come and save us. But he won't. God doesn't stop levees from failing, he doesn't stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesn't stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ We want God to come and save us. But he won't. God doesn't stop levees from failing, he doesn't stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesn't stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ We want God to come and save us. But he won't. God doesn't stop levees from failing, he doesn't stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesn't stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ We want God to come and save us. But he won't. God doesn't stop levees from failing, he doesn't stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesn't stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated. ”

- Waiter Rant

“ We want God to come and save us. But he won't. God doesn't stop levees from failing, he doesn't stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesn't stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated. ”

- Waiter Rant
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