Quotes of Roy Blount Jr. - somelinesforyou

“ The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.' ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ New York walking isn’t exercise: it’s a continually showing make. your. own movie. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ Anyone who can laugh has some sense of humor. I don't think of it as an exotic gift. That's one reason why it's hard for me to answer questions about being funny — funny strikes me as a natural thing to be. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ Anyone who can laugh has some sense of humor. I don't think of it as an exotic gift. That's one reason why it's hard for me to answer questions about being funny — funny strikes me as a natural thing to be. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.

“ Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th. ”

- Roy Blount Jr.
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