Quotes of Richard Lewis - somelinesforyou

“ When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ It wasn't the kind of comedy I was a big fan of. I used to do a monologue on the Division of Motor Vehicles, and it was like six or seven minutes long. They had to follow me from beginning to end. I did a routine about buying a blender at a drugstore… ”

- Richard Lewis

“ I've had trouble sleeping since we wrapped is a potpourri of such Larry David darkness that it touches every aspect of his warped brain. It's almost like he had a Jewish opium dream. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ I've had trouble sleeping since we wrapped is a potpourri of such Larry David darkness that it touches every aspect of his warped brain. It's almost like he had a Jewish opium dream. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ It's probably going to take a little bit longer until they get up the learning curve and the repetition of using the new system. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ It's probably going to take a little bit longer until they get up the learning curve and the repetition of using the new system. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. ”

- Richard Lewis

“ I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. ”

- Richard Lewis
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