Quotes of John Ritter - somelinesforyou

“ We're great believers in Pahrump. ”

- John Ritter

“ Apparently there's this new scandal about how you can see my scrotum hanging out of my blue boxer shorts for a split second on episode 161 of Three's Company. Someone asked me if maybe I did that on purpose. You bet I did. ”

- John Ritter

“ Apparently there's this new scandal about how you can see my scrotum hanging out of my blue boxer shorts for a split second on episode 161 of Three's Company. Someone asked me if maybe I did that on purpose. You bet I did. ”

- John Ritter

“ Three's Company was originally called Three Companies, about a trio of pharmaceutical companies. It was 10 times funnier. ”

- John Ritter

“ Three's Company was originally called Three Companies, about a trio of pharmaceutical companies. It was 10 times funnier. ”

- John Ritter

“ We're great believers in Pahrump. ”

- John Ritter

“ We're great believers in Pahrump. ”

- John Ritter

“ We're great believers in Pahrump. ”

- John Ritter

“ I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now. ”

- John Ritter

“ I once had a heated argument with Don Knotts. He looked me dead in the eye and said that I wasn't fit to shine Andy Griffith's shoes. I stayed up all night thinking about that. ”

- John Ritter

“ We're great believers in Pahrump. ”

- John Ritter

“ I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now. ”

- John Ritter

“ We're great believers in Pahrump. ”

- John Ritter

“ I once had a heated argument with Don Knotts. He looked me dead in the eye and said that I wasn't fit to shine Andy Griffith's shoes. I stayed up all night thinking about that. ”

- John Ritter

“ We're great believers in Pahrump. ”

- John Ritter

“ Once during a taping there was an actor who kept blowing his lines. It happened again and again. Finally Norman Fell came out-he wasn't even in that scene. But Norman came out and you know what he did? He killed the guy with a hammer. ”

- John Ritter

“ Once during a taping there was an actor who kept blowing his lines. It happened again and again. Finally Norman Fell came out-he wasn't even in that scene. But Norman came out and you know what he did? He killed the guy with a hammer. ”

- John Ritter

“ Three's Company was originally called Three Companies, about a trio of pharmaceutical companies. It was 10 times funnier. ”

- John Ritter

“ Three's Company was originally called Three Companies, about a trio of pharmaceutical companies. It was 10 times funnier. ”

- John Ritter

“ Three's Company was originally called Three Companies, about a trio of pharmaceutical companies. It was 10 times funnier. ”

- John Ritter

“ I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now. ”

- John Ritter

“ Apparently there's this new scandal about how you can see my scrotum hanging out of my blue boxer shorts for a split second on episode 161 of Three's Company. Someone asked me if maybe I did that on purpose. You bet I did. ”

- John Ritter

“ Once during a taping there was an actor who kept blowing his lines. It happened again and again. Finally Norman Fell came out-he wasn't even in that scene. But Norman came out and you know what he did? He killed the guy with a hammer. ”

- John Ritter

“ The Harvey Lembeck Workshop was for me a support group. A place where I had the freedom to fall on my face. ”

- John Ritter

“ I once had a heated argument with Don Knotts. He looked me dead in the eye and said that I wasn't fit to shine Andy Griffith's shoes. I stayed up all night thinking about that. ”

- John Ritter

“ You can't, in good conscience, ask volunteers to quickly do a major Web site overhaul and then ask them to consistently meet the large weekly demand for agenda, minutes, calendar and other updates,... Municipalities invariably take over responsibility for their Web sites once the Web sites become larger. ”

- John Ritter

“ You can't, in good conscience, ask volunteers to quickly do a major Web site overhaul and then ask them to consistently meet the large weekly demand for agenda, minutes, calendar and other updates,... Municipalities invariably take over responsibility for their Web sites once the Web sites become larger. ”

- John Ritter

“ I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now. ”

- John Ritter

“ I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now. ”

- John Ritter

“ Three's Company was originally called Three Companies, about a trio of pharmaceutical companies. It was 10 times funnier. ”

- John Ritter
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