Quotes of George Jessel - somelinesforyou

“ The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. ”

- George Jessel

“ Marriage is a mistake every man should make. ”

- George Jessel

“ A toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them. ”

- George Jessel

“ This case reminds me of one in which I likened the Plaintiff's case to a colander, because it was so full of holes. ”

- George Jessel

“ A toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them. ”

- George Jessel

“ A toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them. ”

- George Jessel

“ On how to become a good speaker: Practice all the time. One of the best ways is to put a bunch of marbles in your mouth while you talk. Slowly but surely you take away a marble. And then, when you've lost all your marbles, you're a public speaker. ”

- George Jessel

“ This case reminds me of one in which I likened the Plaintiff's case to a colander, because it was so full of holes. ”

- George Jessel

“ Marriage is a mistake every man should make. ”

- George Jessel

“ Marriage is a mistake every man should make. ”

- George Jessel

“ A toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them. ”

- George Jessel

“ A toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them. ”

- George Jessel

“ The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. ”

- George Jessel

“ This case reminds me of one in which I likened the Plaintiff's case to a colander, because it was so full of holes. ”

- George Jessel

“ This case reminds me of one in which I likened the Plaintiff's case to a colander, because it was so full of holes. ”

- George Jessel

“ Marriage is a mistake every man should make. ”

- George Jessel
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