Quotes of Daniel Handler - somelinesforyou

“ She had the look in her eye when you kick and kick at the door and it doesn’t open, when you write a boy letters and letters and he never loves you, not ’til the day he dies. Not even then. ”

- Daniel Handler The Basic Eight

“ The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed you, and that's why we broke up. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ This is how it is in life and love. In life and love we are with people for a while, and then we join other people, people we have not met, and we walk with them, and we leave behind all the things we used to be. Sometimes we leave people behind too... This happens everyday. Everyday this happens and scarcely anybody cares. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ This is how it is in life and love. In life and love we are with people for a while, and then we join other people, people we have not met, and we walk with them, and we leave behind all the things we used to be. Sometimes we leave people behind too... This happens everyday. Everyday this happens and scarcely anybody cares. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ This is how it is in life and love. In life and love we are with people for a while, and then we join other people, people we have not met, and we walk with them, and we leave behind all the things we used to be. Sometimes we leave people behind too... This happens everyday. Everyday this happens and scarcely anybody cares. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ I don't know whether it's digital effects or if they trained a baby to bite through steel. I'm not sure what method was used. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ Everybody has a theory. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there… ”

- Daniel Handler

“ I don't know whether it's digital effects or if they trained a baby to bite through steel. I'm not sure what method was used. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there… ”

- Daniel Handler

“ A nice thing about children's books, though I'm probably alone in this opinion among people who write and publish them, is that they did get to be in this unrecognized ghetto for a long time. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there… ”

- Daniel Handler

“ One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ People can expect poisonous mushrooms,... And then only if they open the book. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ I don't know whether it's digital effects or if they trained a baby to bite through steel. I'm not sure what method was used. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ Everybody has a theory. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ A nice thing about children's books, though I'm probably alone in this opinion among people who write and publish them, is that they did get to be in this unrecognized ghetto for a long time. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ Everybody has a theory. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ For most people, the two primary relationships they have are with their families or romantic ones. And everyone knows those two relationships have a lot to do with one another. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ I don't know whether it's digital effects or if they trained a baby to bite through steel. I'm not sure what method was used. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ A nice thing about children's books, though I'm probably alone in this opinion among people who write and publish them, is that they did get to be in this unrecognized ghetto for a long time. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ A nice thing about children's books, though I'm probably alone in this opinion among people who write and publish them, is that they did get to be in this unrecognized ghetto for a long time. ”

- Daniel Handler

“ Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there… ”

- Daniel Handler
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