Quotes of Chauncey Depew

“ An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ”

- Chauncey Depew

“ The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something. ”

- Chauncey Depew
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