Quotes of Art Buchwald - somelinesforyou

“ Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ I worship the quicksand he walks in. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday,... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? ”

- Art Buchwald

“ You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Americans are broad-minded people. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious, no matter what it costs. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? ”

- Art Buchwald

“ If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before. ”

- Art Buchwald

“ Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. ”

- Art Buchwald
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