“ I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. ”
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“ I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end. ”
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“ A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. ”
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“ There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you… ”
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“ The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'. ”
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“ The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery. At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it's over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting your money back at the end. ”
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“ I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. ”
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“ The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down. ”
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“ That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. ”
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“ I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. ”
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“ The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery. At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it's over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting your money back at the end. ”
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“ That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. ”
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“ The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery. At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it's over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting your money back at the end. ”
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“ That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. ”
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“ There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you… ”
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“ The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery. At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it's over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting your money back at the end. ”
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“ That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. ”
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“ That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. ”
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“ I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. ”
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“ I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. ”
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“ I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. ”
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“ That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. ”
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“ I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. ”
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“ The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery. At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it's over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting your money back at the end. ”
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“ I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. ”
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“ There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you… ”
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“ That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. ”
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“ I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. ”
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