Quotes of Jonathan Winters

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If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!

- Jonathan Winters

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“ God's plans for you are always good and purposeful. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ One thing I learned out of all these years is nobody really riding wit you like they say n I’ll always keep my guard up cause of all the fuckery. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ You need just the right amount of 'Fuck the world' and the right amount of belief in something...and you need the right amount of love. ”

- Gerard Way

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. ”

- Confucius

“ If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. ”

- William Arthur Ward

“ The evolutionary algorithm of all life on earth is written in this universal language we call love. ”

- Wald Wassermann

“ Whether you know or not, you are the infinite potential of love, peace and joy ”

- Amit Ray

“ To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others. ”

- Anne Sophie Swetchine

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ I wonder if you have noticed a rather rummy thing about it viz. that it is everywhere. You can't get away from it. Love, I mean. Wherever you go, there it is, buzzing along in every class of life. Quite remarkable. ”

- P. G. Wodehouse

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. ”

- Andrew Carnegie

“ Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can. ”

- Nicholas Sparks

“ Your past, including your failures, simply offers feedback that makes you wiser and stronger than before. ”

- Brittany Burgunder

“ That which we persist in doing becomes easier to do, not that the nature of the thing has changed but that our power to do has increased. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Love is beautiful as written in The Greatest Proposal Book ”

- Khuliso Mamathoni

“ Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have. ”

- Franz Kafka

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin